Scrapbooking Jokes and Quotes

These where forwarded from a yahoo group that i am on, they where just too good not to share.

Enjoy 

  Q: If a tree falls onto a scrapbook in the forest, and there's nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound?

A: It all depends. Is the tree made of acid-free bark? Are the leaves made of lignin? What's the pH level of the tree?

 Q: Whats the difference between a health freak and a scrapbooker.

A: One lays out her fibre for breakfast the other puts fibre on her breakfast layout.

 "Been there, done that, have the Layout!"

 Don't just stand there - Scrap Something!

Here a scrap, there a scrap, everywhere there's

scraps, scraps.

  You better be nice or I will crop you out of my scrapbooks.

 When life makes gives you scraps, make scrapbooks.

 I scrapbook, therefore I am Creative Obsessed Broke

 To Crop or Not To Crop...what a silly question.

 Who Says Size Doesn't Matter? 5X7, 6x6, 8x8, 8.5x11, 12x12

 Smile nice! Don't make me crop you!

 Lord, when my memory goes, please help me find my scrapbook.